If you live long enough in this particularly crazy world, you should have encountered such a thing as furniture made of people.

Not in a direct sense, of course – nobody kills or dismantles people to produce a piece of furniture from their flesh and bones. No. This is what happens: people of model appearance or simply with a likable body come into someone’s house or venue, undress, and start posing as furniture. They can play a table, a lamp, a chair… Usually, they additionally use a part of real furniture to make use of their posing. For a table, they might hold a tabletop on their back. Or several backs if one table is composed of several people at once. To act as a lamp, they take the light bulb and lampshade. The first is then usually held in a hand and the second is worn on the head.

I was driving 70 kph on the road. A beautiful road by the sea. I was returning from the client of mine, as I work in Ankara eskortlar service. I only put my eyes down at three seconds to find a lipstick in my purse and when I got eyes up, the big truck was going right on me. Reflexes worked and I hit the brakes, turning the wheel out from the collision. Still, despite my actions, it wasn’t enough and we collided. My car flipped over and was pushed back to the sideway. It’s a good thing I was fastened so I didn’t fly off the driver’s seating. Safety airbags made everything to save me. I was hurt & passed out.