If you live long enough in this particularly crazy world, you should have encountered such a thing as furniture made of people.

Not in a direct sense, of course – nobody kills or dismantles people to produce a piece of furniture from their flesh and bones. No. This is what happens: people of model appearance or simply with a likable body come into someone’s house or venue, undress, and start posing as furniture. They can play a table, a lamp, a chair… Usually, they additionally use a part of real furniture to make use of their posing. For a table, they might hold a tabletop on their back. Or several backs if one table is composed of several people at once. To act as a lamp, they take the light bulb and lampshade. The first is then usually held in a hand and the second is worn on the head.

My love for various edible substances put on the bodies of my lovers inflamed in me years before I became one of the incall escorts mistresses. I am 24 now and still love doing that with those men who have at least some spare time when they order me on a date from the online catalog of incall escort agency. If they wanna date me for 2 hours and longer, inviting me on a usual private date, I offer them to try on something from their fridge. Most men agree on it, offering to look inside their fridge to see what could be used right away. As I am aware of the most frequent outcome of such a peep – nothing is found – I always carry several substances in my purse. These are usually honey, peanut butter, whipped creams in a spraying balloon, and Nutella chocolate paste. Although I do not particularly like the latter, as it is insanely sweet, making teeth super hurt (it has around 60% of sugar in its entire content). So I replace it with other soft chocolate paste, majorly some of Turkey production, as they are more chocolate and less sweet.

This story is about a guy who ordered me from the incall escorts in Ankara, who agreed to the peanut butter. It is one of the softest things and I like it. It applies smoothly and holds firmly on the skin, it is nice in taste and it does not make me fatter. On top of it, I could pour some liquid honey just to make a man watch, as it flows down from their cock.