If you live long enough in this particularly crazy world, you should have encountered such a thing as furniture made of people.

Not in a direct sense, of course – nobody kills or dismantles people to produce a piece of furniture from their flesh and bones. No. This is what happens: people of model appearance or simply with a likable body come into someone’s house or venue, undress, and start posing as furniture. They can play a table, a lamp, a chair… Usually, they additionally use a part of real furniture to make use of their posing. For a table, they might hold a tabletop on their back. Or several backs if one table is composed of several people at once. To act as a lamp, they take the light bulb and lampshade. The first is then usually held in a hand and the second is worn on the head.

Geisha is an entertainer and skillful cheerer, while traditionally she is far from sex. At least, this how things work in Japan, where geishas originated centuries ago. But with time, practice changes and the sprouts of this culture spread across the world, changing and giving new breath to usual things. One of such changes is the desire of men to have sex with geishas. Some Ankara partners are also asked to depict geisha – if a client pays well to make it worthy. As the preparation is the entire case, involving not only time and sophisticated makeup but also attire, which is not that easy to find (and making it as one-time order costs a ton of money).